Owning a website gives you certain rights. For example, you have the right to plaster your URL around the doors and windows of his SUV in the hope that someone in one of the 7 cars that pass on their way to work receive impulse to visit your site and spend GoBS money. You own the site, this is your right. You also have the right to publish pictures of his family, friends, pets, and other totally interesting images of your entire website, after all is yours. One of the main rights as webmaster is the right to make your website successful (and profitable) or to run into the ground like a 737 missing both engines and landing gear. For those of you who despise online success and frowning at the riches of cyberspace, I have compiled a list of 5 ways to ruin any website.

1. Make your website full as possible

Nothing makes visitors leave faster than a Web site filled it is difficult to navigate around. So if you want people to flee their site is like a rabid wolf then be sure to put as much trash as you can on the homepage. Next, make links with the rest of the site difficult to find. Make sure you have lots and lots of pictures, forms, banners and pop-ups as well. All relevant information should be well hidden, and the main focus should be to the countless programs they want visitors to sign up for. That should keep any pesky visitors never come back.

2. Never update your website

If someone was to visit its Web site today, and then again 6 months from now should see the same information. Nothing should be updated. This will let them know that you care nothing about the site and have nothing new to offer. The next time you see a list of your site that does not even bother to visit. Great!

3. Never Advertising

Advertising costs money and could draw some good targeted traffic to your site. Therefore, make sure not to advertise. You can keep promoting its website through those same tired free programs that you’ve been using for years. This should bring little or no traffic, and traffic will not be his next target so that it is almost certain to leave without spending a penny. Awesome!

4. Always sell a bad product

Buenos selling products online that you can get a good reputation. A good reputation can get repeat sales and new customers. You do not want all this mess. Therefore, finding the worst products they can sell them and only. This should damage your reputation to the point that one does not want to bother the purchase of your site. Make sure you lie about your product too. That more would ruin any credibility you may have.

5. Never respond to questions & comments

If someone e-mails with a question about your site or product on its website, did not respond. In response might be considered polite and professional. You do not want to leave that way. It’s better to just delete any e-mail from people who were interested enough in your site to take the time to email. We hope that this will lead to one of its competitors and the websites of their hair.

There you have friends. Five great ways to ruin any website. So do not blame me if you do not follow these tips and you become a success story online. I have done everything we can to try to help. And now, if you will excuse me, I have to type the URL airbrush on the bonnet of the Ford Explorer next to me …